'Replacement.AI' satirical site that appeals to the harm that AI will cause to replace humans

The rapid development and spread of AI has led to frequent concerns about the risk of
Replacement.AI
https://replacement.ai/
The homepage of Replacement.AI's website reads, 'Humans are gone.' It claims humans are stupid, smelly, bloated, and sloppy, and that anything humans can do can be replaced by Replacement.AI, which will do it better, faster, and cheaper. Below that is a quote from OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, who said in 2015, before the company was founded, 'AI will probably bring about the end of the world, but in the meantime, some great companies will be born.'

According to its website, Replacement.AI is 'the only honest AI company.' The company's philosophy is that building AI tools to solve the world's most pressing problems is a 'profitless waste of time.' Instead, it wants to solve the problems of 'humans': the crying, smelly, mistake-making, and, above all, expensive things.

In July 2023, OpenAI established the 'Super Alignment Team' to conduct research into controlling AI in preparation for the upcoming development of 'super intelligence' that will surpass human intelligence.

Below is a movie that appeals to 'Don't do the wrong thing with AI,' which is embedded in Replacement.AI's
Don't do anything silly with our AIs - YouTube
Replacement.AI is proclaiming a 'posthuman future.' Its superhuman AI is not designed to empower workers, but to ensure that regular workers never have to be paid again. The company suggests jobs it would recommend for humanity in the posthuman future include 'constantly scrolling websites,' 'twiddling your thumbs,' and 'machine worship.'

Dan, CEO of Replacement.AI, said, 'AI will cause millions of people to lose their jobs. But there's no need to worry. When superintelligence arrives, AI will be able to accurately understand how to allocate human capital efficiently, so most people will be able to do the jobs that AI doesn't want to do. So stop worrying about AI taking all jobs.'
Millions will be unemployed thanks to AI
— Dan @ ReplacementAI (@replacementAI) October 18, 2025
But don't worry
Once we achieve Superintelligence, AI will know exactly how to allocate our human capital efficiently
Most of you will be put to work cleaning up dog poop or scrubbing public toilets, or whatever else AI doesn't want to…
Replacement.AI has announced its own product, a large-scale language model for children called 'HUMBERT.' HUMBERT can talk to and discipline babies, acting as a parenting model for humans. HUMBERT's features are designed to weaken critical thinking and increase attachment and engagement with the AI, potentially causing delusions and mental disorders.

Replacement.AI says, 'We'd like to thank the millions of artists and musicians whose work we've stolen from to train our AI.' Click the 'Redeem Your Reward' button.

'If you are among the millions of artists, musicians, writers, journalists, scholars, and other creatives whose work has been plagiarized to train our AI, we sincerely thank you,' the company said in a message of thanks, along with a 'Replacement.AI Gold Star' as a token of appreciation.

Replacement.AI is a joke site, and it's likely that CEO Dan, Faith, a product called HUMBERT, and the company Replacement.AI don't exist. However, due to its powerful message, Replacement.AI has become a hot topic on the social news site Hacker News, sparking a major debate about the issue of 'AI replacing humanity.'
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